... que las hay, las hay. É o que diz o povo (castelhano) e se eles dizem isso lá devem ter as suas razões. Estas coisas de quebrar correntes e de azares vindoiros passam-me to-tal-men-te ao lado, assim como os Heróis do Mar cantavam: «Não... sou... su-pers-ti-ci-o-so, não... sou... su-pers-ti-ci-o-so, mazu pai dela dámiazaaaar...!». Ah, pois. É, portanto, um tanto contrariado que pego neste dildo, faço o que tenho a fazer e pronto, não se pensa mais nisso.
1. Have you ever used toys or other things during sex?
First off, do toys use other toys?
In this particular case, does a machine use toys? Noooooo! Other things? What kind of other things? Your honor? May I take the fifth amendment?
2. Would you consider using dildos or other sexual toys in the future?
Is this a simple yes-or-no question? Ok, the answer is: "Yo" or "Nes".
3. What is your kinkiest fantasy you have yet to realize?
Oh, boy, this one's good. Here goes:
Carmen Electra,
Nicole Kidman and
Jessica Alba enter the room barely dressed with shredded clothing and someone brings in a pool of mud and then they start fighting for the right to clip my toe nails and the scene goes on for at least 45 minutes. One of them finally wins and looks at me with sparkling eyes, almost on fire (while the other two foam with rage). And that's when I say: "no can do, nope. I'm taking Mad Cow out to dinner, today, but keep sending postcards...". All of a sudden the action changes to an outdoor scene. Me and
the three bitches the girls, inside a Ferrari
Barbagrossa from
tuning, loud and extremely cool music playing, everybody having a ball, and all of us in a jammin' session. The girls fight to caress my shoulders and neck. This is just lovelly.
4. Who gave you this dildo?
5. Who are the ones to receive this dildo from you?
(sorry guys, really)
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